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    | Edmonton, Alberta, Canada |

    (A man walks up to the service desk and wants to return his yogurt.)

    Me: “Sure – is it expired?”

    Customer: “No.”

    Me: “Did you just need a different flavor or something?”

    Customer: “No.”

    Me: “All right, what’s the reason for returning it?”

    Customer: *shakes the yogurt* “Listen to that!” *shakes it again near my ear* “Doesn’t sound right!”

    Me: “I see…”

    Customer: “Yogurt shouldn’t sound like that.”