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    , | Winnipeg, MB, Canada |

    (It’s 11:30 pm and the fast food restaurant I work at has already closed at 11:00 pm. I am standing at the counter finishing the cashout when a customer walks in.)

    Customer: “Hi, give me a teen burger combo.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but we’re closed now. The restaurant was only open until eleven.”

    Customer: *ignores me* “I’d like onion rings instead of fries.”

    Me: “Ma’am, I can’t make you any food right now. Everything is off and we are closed.”

    Customer: “What? That’s f***ing ridiculous! My daughter is in the hospital and I need to get something to eat!”

    Me: “I’m sorry about that, ma’am, but I can’t re-open the store for you.”

    Customer: “That’s bulls**t! What the f*** am I supposed to do now?!”

    Me: “Well, I believe there’s a another fast food restaurant just down the street that’s open 24 hours–”

    Customer: “No! No! Don’t f***ing tell me to go there! My nephew is in the hospital and I am not going to bring him food from another f***ing restaurant!”

    Me: “Ma’am, I thought it was your daughter in the hospital.”

    (The customer freezes for a moment before realizing her mistake.)

    Customer: “F*** you!” *leaves*