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    Like Father, Like Son

    | Santa Fe, NM, USA |

    (A guy walks up to the register carrying his two or three year old son and places him on the counter.)

    Me: “Do you have a rewards card with us?”

    Guy: “No, and I don’t want one either. No!”

    (The little boy grabs the stylus from the PIN pad and starts trying to draw.)

    Little boy: “No! No! No! No!”

    Me: *jokingly* “See, look what you taught him.”

    (The guy tries to take the stylus from his son.)

    Guy: “Give me the d*** pen!”

    Little boy: “Give me the d*** pen! Give me the d*** pen!”