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    | Nottingham, UK |

    Me: “Hello, welcome to PC support. How may I help?”

    Customer: “Hello, I just bought this washing machine.”

    Me: “Alright. You’ll have to call customer service. This is PC support. Call back on the same number you just dialed, select 2 in the first menu and then 3 in the second menu to get to customer service.”

    Customer: “Okay, transfer me to customer service.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, I’m not able to do that. You will have to call back on the same number and select 2 in the first menu, 3 in the second.”

    Customer: “Can you give me the number to customer service?”

    Me: “It’s the same number you just called. Press 2 and then 3 in the menus.”

    Customer: “What happens if I press 2 now?”

    Me: “Well, I will get a beep in my ear and I dont like that. Please hang up and call back on the same number before pressing any keys.”

    Customer: “Hrmf!” *hangs up*

    (20 seconds later…)

    Me: “Hello, welcome to PC support. How may I help?”

    Customer: “Hello, I just bought this washing machine.”

    Me: *sigh*