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    Lights Aren’t The Only Thing A Bit Dim

    | UT, USA

    (Two customers come in and stand for a minute looking at the menu.)

    Me: “Hi, what can I get you today?”

    Customer #1: “Jeez, you guys need to turn on some more lights in here! I can barely see the menu!”

    (There is an extended pause as his friend and I stare at him.)

    Customer #2: “Maybe because you’re still wearing your sunglasses?”

    (He pauses, and then takes off the sunglasses.)

    Customer #1: “Oh.”

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