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    Lights Aren’t The Only Thing A Bit Dim, Part 2

    | Illinois, USA |

    Customer: “Your lights are so dim. Can you please turn them up?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir, there are only two settings, on and off.

    Customer: “Well, turn them on, then!”

    Me: “They are on.”

    Customer: “Liar!”

    Lights Aren’t The Only Thing A Bit Dim