Not Always Right on Facebook Not Always Right on Twitter Not Always Right Unfiltered on Tumblr
Featured Story:
  • His Attitude Speaks Volumes
    (1,873 thumbs up)
  • August Theme Of The Month: We Are Closed!
    Submit your story today!

    Lights Aren’t The Only Thing A Bit Dim, Part 2

    | Illinois, USA |

    Customer: “Your lights are so dim. Can you please turn them up?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir, there are only two settings, on and off.

    Customer: “Well, turn them on, then!”

    Me: “They are on.”

    Customer: “Liar!”

    Related:
    Lights Aren’t The Only Thing A Bit Dim