License To Breed

| Wales, UK |

(A blond teen of about 16 or 17 was trying to buy alcohol. She was pushing a stroller with a baby in it.)

Customer: “I just want to buy it, OK?”

Me: “May I please see some ID?”

Customer: “I have a baby here!” *points at child*

Me: “Um…that child is not your ID.”

Customer: “But I can clearly buy alcohol if I have a baby!”

Me: “Of course…”

Customer: “So you’re going to let me buy it?”

Me: “I said I’m going to need to see some ID.”

Customer: “God, keep your god**** beer!” *rushes out of store with stroller*