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    Liar Liar Pants On Fire

    | Vienna, Austria |

    Me: “Hello, *** Customer Support, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “Hi, I have a problem with my bill.”

    Me: “Let’s have a look at it, can you give me your customer number please?”

    Customer: “Sure, it’s…”

    (While he gives me the number, the fire alarm goes off.)

    Customer: “What is this noise?”

    Me: “It’s the fire alarm, Sir. I’m afraid I have to call you back later.”

    Customer: “Oh, I see. Well, can we go through my bill now?”

    Me: “Sir, I’m afraid I can’t do this right now. The fire alarm is on and that means I have to leave the building.”

    Customer: “Yeah, sure. So, my bill–”

    Me: “Sir, I will gladly check your bill once the alarm is out and the building is safe, but now, I really need to hang up and go outside.”

    Customer: “But my bill…”

    Me: “Sir, I’m afraid my pants are on fire, so I’d appreciate it if you could agree that I’ll call you back later.”

    Customer: “Oh! Okay then, call me in an hour and I hope your pants are fine.”

    Me: “Thanks. Bye.”

    (My pants of course were not on fire, but I don’t think anything else would have shut him up.)

    Liar Liar On The Telephone (Wire)