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    Leuk Who’s Talking

    | New Zealand |

    (A lady jumps the extremely long line to see Santa.)

    Lady: “Hey, do you mind if we go next? My son actually has leukemia and we need to get to the hospital to get his treatment.”

    Child: “Mum, I don’t have leukemia.”

    Lady: “I told you to SHUT UP!”