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Me: “Hi, Ms. B***’s office.”
Caller: “Hi, is Ms. B*** in today?”
Me: “No, sorry. She’s on vacation. Can I take a message?”
Caller: “Yes. Wait… are you an answering machine?”
Me: “Uh… no, ma’am.”
Caller: “Are you sure?!”
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