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Existential Dilemmas

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Me: “Hi, Ms. B***’s office.”

Caller: “Hi, is Ms. B*** in today?”

Me: “No, sorry. She’s on vacation. Can I take a message?”

Caller: “Yes. Wait… are you an answering machine?”

Me: “Uh… no, ma’am.”

Caller: “Are you sure?!”

Nothin’ Like A Good Old Existential Meltdown