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    Let’s All Hold Hands And Sing Cola-Ya

    , | Peterborough, ON, Canada | Food & Drink

    (I’m working cash when a group of guys early 20s comes in.)

    Me: “What would you like to drink with your combo?”

    Customer #1: “Coke, please.”

    Me: “Is Pepsi alright?”

    Customer #1: *forlornly* “I guess…”

    (I finish the rest of their orders and I overhear their conversation.)

    Customer #1: “It sucks that they don’t have Coke.”

    Customer #2: “Yeah, it’s 2012. Can’t Coke and Pepsi just get along?”

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