• My Roommate Is My Pet Hate
    (1,105 thumbs up)
  • September Theme Of The Month: Overheard!

    Let Me Transfer You To Our Fraud Department

    | Oklahoma, USA | Uncategorized

    Customer: “I need you to send me a return label for this lamp. I just opened it and I don’t like it.”

    Me: “Unfortunately, we do not pay for return shipping, ma’am, but you are more than welcome to send it back to us.”

    Customer: “Well, that is just unethical. I know you’ve sent me a return label before.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but it is our company policy that we do not pay for return shipping unless an item is damaged or defective.”

    Customer: “Well, it can be!”

    Guilty, Yet Guiltless
    He Fought The Law, And The Law Won