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    | New York, NY, USA |

    Me: “Hi, this is anesthesia. How can I help you?”

    Caller: “This is the blood bank, right?”

    Me: “No, this is anesthesia.”

    Caller: “That’s the same thing, right?”

    Me: “Not really.”

    Caller: “Well, what is anesthesia?”

    Me: “The stuff that puts you to sleep before surgery.”

    Caller: “Well who cares about that c**p!”

    Me: “People who need surgery?”

    Caller: “No! You know what they need? BLOOD!”

    Me: “Okay…but you still have the wrong number.”

    Caller: “Vampires need blood! You’re not a vampire because you don’t need blood! Humans don’t need blood!”

    Me: “Sir, humans need blood just as much as a vampire.”

    Caller: “Wait, so humans are vampires?”

    Me: “No, they just need–”

    Caller: “Holy f***! I’M A VAMPIRE! You just made my day!”

    Me: “Well, no–”

    Caller: “Thank you sooo much!” *click*