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    Less Than Meets The Eye

    | Tennessee, USA | Extra Stupid

    (Our laser tag equipment works on radio waves. The laser is only there to see the general area you’re aiming for. Two customers approach me.)

    Customer #1: “Will these blind you if you get shot in the eye?”

    Me: “No ma’am. It’s a very low powered beam. It is a bit disconcerting when you get tagged in the eye, but that’s just your eye adjusting suddenly to the bright light in the darkness.”

    Customer #1: “Are you sure it won’t hurt your eyes?”

    Me: “Yes ma’am, to do any damage at all you would have to stare down the barrel and shoot yourself in the eye repeatedly.”

    (Customer #2 immediately looks into the barrel and holds down the trigger.)