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    Lenin, Inc.

    | Annapolis, MD, USA |

    Customer: “You only have two showings of American Carol! That’s just plain un-American! You’re all d**ned communists.”

    Me: “I’m sorry sir, but it wasn’t selling well so we had to split it with another movie.”

    Customer: “No – it’s because you’re g**d**n commies.”

    Me: “No, sir, that’s actually capitalism. We move the movies that don’t sell well to less show times so as to maximize profits.

    Customer: “No, capitalism is American and no real American would move a movie down just because it wasn’t making money!”