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    | Melbourne, Australia |

    Customer: “Excuse me miss, do you have those movies on circles?”

    Me: “Do you mean DVDs?”

    Customer: “Yes that’s it, VDVs, do you have those?”

    Me: “Yes, right over here.”

    (I leave the customer to browse and she comes back with a stack of DVDs to borrow).

    Customer: “They’re good aren’t they, VDVs?”

    Me: “Yes, they are. Very clear.”

    Customer: “Yes, I love them. I can’t believe I waited so long to get a nice VD player.”

    (I finish the loans and hand the customer her DVDs. As she’s leaving she sees a friend walking in).

    Customer: “Oh! Cynthia! You need to come over for coffee, I finally got a VD!”