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Lay Off On The Confundus Charm

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Me: “Good morning.”

Customer: “What did you say?”

Me: “Um, good morning?”

Customer: “I’ll have you know that my morning was not at all good! I woke up to find out that Harry Potter isn’t real and I don’t think I can accept it yet.”

(The customer starts to tear up so I offer her a napkin.)

Customer: *gasps* “Is this my letter from Hogwarts?”

Me: “No, it’s a napkin.”

(She runs out of the store sobbing, leaving her “letter from Hogwarts” behind.)