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    Large Signs, Larger Bags, And Even Larger Egos

    | Salt Lake City, UT, USA | Extra Stupid, Uncategorized

    (A customer with a large bag enters the store.)

    Me: “Excuse me, ma’am. You’re going to have to check your bag there up at the front counter.”

    Customer: “Why?! I’ve never had to before!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, it’s store policy.”

    Customer: “No it isn’t! You’re doing this just because I’m not white! I guess non-white people aren’t welcome here!”

    Me: “You’re more than welcome here, but it’s store policy that all shoppers check their bags.”

    Customer: “Show me a sign that says this is your policy!”

    (I take her up front and show her the large, bright-red sign with bold, white letters that says customers are required to check their bags before shopping.)

    Customer: “You put this out because you saw me coming!”