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Lactose And Intolerant

| Melbourne, VIC, Australia | Bigotry, Movies & TV

(The movie ‘Milk’ has just come out. A man approaches the ticket box.)

Customer: “I demand a refund!”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir; what’s wrong?”

Customer: “I just saw Milk, what the h***? That movie was an outrage! I had no idea it was about that s***! Give me my money back!”

Me: “Sir, did you read the movie description before you bought the ticket?”

Customer: “No! Why should I?! The movie was supposed to be about what the title says!”