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Lack of Register Does Not Register, Part 3

| Edmonton, AB, Canada | At The Checkout, Crazy Requests

(The store is small and only has four cash registers. Three are open, and I am at the fourth doing a return for a customer, Customer #1.)

Me: “…and here’s your change. Sorry that the bread was bad.”

Customer #1: “No worries, these things happen.”

(Suddenly, another customer, Customer #2, with a full cart appears and starts unloading onto the till conveyer belt. Note that my light is off and there’s a ‘Closed’ sign on the belt.)

Me: “Oh, I’m sorry sir, but my till is closed.”

Customer #2: “Too f***ing bad.”

Me: “…Beg pardon?”

Customer #2: “Just put me the f*** through so I can go home!”

(I look at the other tills. All are open, with no other customers at any of them.)

Me: “I’m not actually a cashier; I’m just the closing manager. I have other things to do, so I really do need you to go to another till.”

Customer #2: *still unloading* “Listen, you little s***! I’ll f***ing choose the godd*** till I f***ing want!”

(I’m totally speechless at Customer #2’s behavior, but thankfully Customer #1 intervenes.)

Customer #1: “Excuse me, but what the h*** is your problem? He’s given you a good reason why he can’t put you through this till, and you’re blatantly ignoring it while being incredibly rude.”

Customer #2: “All those other tills are too far away!”

Me: “The next till is three feet over…”

(Thankfully, in the end he did move.)

Lack of Register Does Not Register, Part 2
Lack of Register Does Not Register