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    Lack Of Grey Matter

    | Iceland |

    (Two teenage customers ask if I can find a film for a school project.)

    Customer #1: “Hi, do you have Casablanca?”

    Me: “Sure.” *I fetch the film*

    Customer #1: “Oh, it’s black and white?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Customer #2: “That’s no good! We don’t have a black and white TV, only color!”