(Our store has a hot lunch station, which includes soup made in house.)
Customer: “Is there a schedule for the soups? Like, is it the same thing week after week?”
Me: “It is right here.” *pointing to this month’s soup menu*
Customer: “It seems like the soups lately have all been kind of, well, leftish fringe. All red lentils and stuff.”
(He scrutinizes the menu, muttering to himself.)
Customer: “Ha! ‘German Sausage and Potato’. That’s normal. Who knows what the h*** is in ‘Thai Curry’."