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    Kitteh Sez STFU

    | Concord, CA, USA |

    (I’m tending to the cats at our pet store when a young woman comes up and points at a small tabby, Velma.)

    Me: “Ah, would you like to see Velma? She’s a little shy but very sweet.”

    Customer: “I can has cat?”

    Me: “Um… if you are interested in adopting, I’ll be happy to get out Velma or any of the cats so that you can get to know them a little better.”

    Customer: “I can has lolcat?”

    Me: “…”

    Customer: “She is in her playpen, stealin our funs!”

    Me: “You know, pets can be a big responsibility, and I’m not sure a cat would be the best thing for you right now.”

    Customer: “K thanks bye!” *turns and walks out of the store*

    Me, to Velma: “I think I may have just saved your life.”

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