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    Killing Two Types Of Bigot With One Stone

    | MO, USA | Bigotry

    (I recently got married. Due to the nature of my job, I opted for a simple wedding band instead of one with a stone that could easily get caught on things while I am working.)

    Customer: “Are you a lesbian?”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “You have a man’s ring.”

    Me: “Oh, no. My husband and I got matching bands. I didn’t want a stone because it could get in the way at work.”

    Customer: “Husband? So you’re not a lesbian?”

    Me: “No, I am not. Like I said, a simple band seemed more practical to me.”

    Customer: “Well, you should get a girl’s ring! How do you expect people to know you’re not a lesbian with THAT on your finger?”