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    Kill Bill

    | Salt Lake City, UT, USA |

    Customer: “Can I trade you for a better looking bill?”

    (The customer hands me a nearly destroyed $20 bill.)

    Me: “Sure!”

    (I hand him a cleaner bill.)

    Customer: “No, this isn’t what I want. Don’t you have any new ones?”

    Me: “We only order new bills at the end of the year. Do you want me to see if I have a newer looking one?”

    Customer: “Wait, you order the bills? I thought you printed them yourself in the back.”

    Me: “No. That’s actually illegal, ma’am.”

    Customer: “But my son does it all the time!”