Kids Say The @#$%est Things

| New Jersey, USA | Family & Kids

(A customer comes through my line with a small child.)

Me: “Aww! How old is your son?”

Customer: “He’s 4. Isn’t he adorable?”

Me: “He is.”

Customer: “Say hi to the nice lady.”

Son: “F*** you.”

Me: *shocked*

Customer: “Isn’t he just precious?”