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    Kids Pop The Best Questions

    | Redding, CA, USA |

    (I’m currently 8 months pregnant with a little boy, and in my anticipation of my impending motherhood I love chatting to the little ones that come through my line.)

    Me: “How old are you?”

    Boy: “I’m four, but I am three feet tall which is really tall for my age. I am just going to get bigger and bigger and bigger, just like you are going to get fatter and fatter and fatter.”

    (I laugh hysterically.)

    Mother: “Honey, she isn’t fat. There’s a baby in there.”

    Boy: *wide eyes* “How do they get a baby in there? Why is she working?”

    Mother: “I don’t know why she is working.”

    Me: “I’m going to have a little boy just like you who is going to get bigger and bigger and bigger.”

    Boy: *panicked and near tears* “But you’ll pop!”