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    Keeping Up Appearances

    | New York, NY, USA |

    (I was working a children’s show at this theatre and this woman was helping a child with special needs. I was closing the theatre when she came running up to me.)

    Woman: “I think I left my phone inside the theatre. Can I just go check?”

    (I let her inside and we begin looking where she had been sitting; neither of us could find it. At this point she was on her knees sitting up, digging through her pockets.)

    Woman: “Where the hell could it have…”

    (She freezes and pulls her phone out of her pocket, which she then looks at and THROWS IT UNDER A SEAT. She then bends over and grabs it.)

    Woman: “I found it! Thank you so much.”

    Me: *stifling laughter* “You’re welcome.”