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    (Customer #1 is man in his mid-50s, in a suit, and very polite. Customer #2 is in his mid-30s, with a greasy ponytail and tie-dyed shirt. I go to deliver the food.)

    Me: “Can I bring you gentlemen anything else?”

    Customer #1: “No, thank you.”

    Customer #2: “No, I’m fine.”

    (As I’m turning around, Customer #2 snaps his fingers at me.)

    Me: “Yes, sir?”

    Customer #2: “You know, I own a restaurant.”

    Me: “That’s nice, sir.”

    Customer #2: *leers* “I’ll give you $10 and a t-shirt for an ‘interview’ in my car.”

    Me: “No, thanks. I love my job.”

    Customer #2: “I could make it two t-shirts?”