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    | Grand Rapids, MI, USA |

    (This customer called in to reactivate her account. She didn’t remember the original password so I reset it for her)

    Me: “All right, your password must be at least six characters in length, contain letters and numbers, and cannot be a common dictionary word. What would you like it to be?”

    Customer: “Eat sh*t.”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “The password–eatsh*t.”

    Me: “Alright…but it requires a number.”

    Customer: “Oh….”

    Me: “How about 1eatsh*t1?”

    Customer: “Great!”