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    Just Throw It In The Cockpit

    | New York, NY, USA |

    Elderly passenger: “Can you take my bag from the overhead bin and put it in the row?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, you’re in the exit row. It must remain clear.”

    Elderly passenger: “Well, how about up front by the door?”

    Me: “No, that must remain clear as well.”

    Elderly passenger: “Just put it in the aisle, then.”

    Me: “…”