Me: “You find everything okay today, ma’am?”

Customer: “Oh my God! What’s wrong with your face? ¬†Are you okay?”

Me: “What?¬†What are you talking about?”

Customer: ¬†”Your jaw! It’s so swollen!”

Me: “Um… no, I’m just fine.”

Customer: “Oh… your left jaw is just so huge, I thought, maybe… never mind.”