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    Just Quit While You’re Ahead, Part 2

    | Redwood City, CA, USA |

    Me: “Hi, I haven’t seen you in a while! how are you?”

    Elderly resident: “Good. You’re getting chubby.”

    Me: “Really? I’ve been working out every day for about a month now.”

    Elderly resident: “Oh… maybe your boobs are just getting smaller.”

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