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    | Phoenix, AZ, USA |

    (It’s a busy day, and we already have several customers lined up for the registers. A customer at the back of the line is trying to get a coworker’s attention.)

    Customer: “Hey! Excuse me! I want to buy this!”

    Coworker: “Yes, ma’am, but there are people in front of you. You’ll have to wait until they’re finished first.”

    Customer: “What?! Why do they get to go first?”

    Coworker: “Because they were here first?”

    Customer: “Nuh-uh! You don’t know that!”

    Coworker: “Yes, I do…”

    (They go back and forth for a few minutes before my coworker gives up.)

    Coworker: “Ma’am, they get to go first because they got dibs on the registers. ”

    Customer: “Oh. Well, can I get dibs after them?”

    Coworker: “Well, okay.”

    Customer: “Thanks!”