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Just Mildly Stupid

, | Rochester, New York, USA | Food & Drink

(I’m taking a phone call for the pizzeria I work at. Everything is going fairly normal until the customer places an order for wings.)

Me: “Okay, would you like you boneless wings or traditional wings?”

Customer: “What’s the difference?”

Me: “Well, traditional wings are bone-in and boneless wings don’t have bones in them.”

Customer: “Whatever, I just want them mild.”

Me: “Okay, would you like that in our mild BBQ or mild buffalo sauce?”

Customer: “No, just mild.”

Me: “We carry a mild BBQ and a mild buffalo. Which could I get for you tonight?”

Customer: “No! I just want your traditional mild!”

Me: “Okay, that’s one order of mild buffalo–”

Customer: “NO! Just MILD!”