(A bubbly teenager walks up to the counter with a roll of film in her hand.)

Me: “Hi, how can I help you?”

Teenage customer: “Like, how long does it, like, take to do one hour photo?”

Me: “About 60 minutes.”

Teenage customer: “Really?! Like, oh my gawd! That’s, like, so totally cool! Wait ’til I tell my mom it’s, like, totally not gonna take an hour!”

Me: *smiles*