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    | Niagara Falls, ON, Canada |

    (I work at a hotel half an hour away from Niagara Falls.)

    Customer: “What time do the Falls stop?”

    Me: “You mean the stores? I think they’re probably closed-”

    Customer: “No, no, the Falls. What time do they run until?”

    Me: “The lights? I believe 10 or so–”

    Customer: “No, no, I mean the actual waterfall, what time do they turn it off?”

    Me: “Midnight.”

    (It’s about 11:30pm, so they thank me and run out. Two hours later, they return.)

    Customer: “Thanks a lot for the help earlier! I guess it was our lucky day. They didn’t turn them off yet!”