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    Just Blew In From The Windy City

    | Central Coast, Australia |

    (It is an extremely windy day so we have to keep the double doors closed. A customer and her 9 yr old daughter walks up to the doors, and walks away. They don’t go very far. A coworker goes outside to start cleaning tables.)

    Customer: “Excuse me, are you open?”

    Coworker: “Yes, we are.”

    Customer: “But I stood in front of the doors and they didn’t open.”

    Coworker: “No, ma’am. You have to push them.”

    (The customer and her daughter opens the door and walks in. The daughter goes off to the bathroom. We are an old west themed restaurant, so everything, even the toilet door signs are changed to suit. The daughter comes back a few seconds later.)

    Customer: “What’s wrong, honey? Couldn’t you find them?”

    Daughter: “I’m not sure if I’m a cowboy or a cowgirl.”