Just Another Mild Mannered Horse
(I work in the barn, where I explain the rules of our corn maze. There are usually two or three horses in there as well, one of which is white.)
Customer: “That is a beautiful unicorn.”
Me: “He’s a handsome boy all right. Just missing the horn. You can pat him if you like.”
Customer: “But he is white, and strong like unicorn! They are very strong.”
Me: “He would make a very nice unicorn. He’s a Percheron, though, so no horn.”
Customer: “He must hide his horn, to protect! He cannot always be a unicorn!”
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