(A customer notices the Egg Plants we have for sale. They are just eggs with soil and seeds in them; crack the top, water, etc.)

Customer: “These are cool. In time for Easter, eh?”

Me: “Oh yeah. People are liking them, so they’re selling well.”

Customer: “That’s cool. I may have to come back and get a couple for my nieces. BTW, when is Easter?”

Me: “Um, I believe it’s either April 5th or April 12th.”

Customer: “Oh, okay. Is it on a weekend this year?”

Me: “Um, sir… it’s always on a Sunday.”

Customer: “… really?”