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    (I work in a pet store that does not sell live feeder mice. We only sell frozen feeder mice that come four a container.)

    Customer: “Excuse me?”

    Me: “Yes, ma’am. What can I help you with?”

    Customer: “I have a question about these feeder mice. If I unfreeze them, will they come back to life?”