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    July, November, It’s All The Same

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    Customer: “Where is your jewelry?”

    Me, standing behind 3 counters filled with jewelry: “Right here, ma’am.”

    Customer: “No, the jewelry on sale!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but we aren’t having a sale on jewelry this month.”

    Customer: “But I was here in July and it was on sale.”

    Me: “Yes ma’am, and now it’s November and it’s not on sale.”

    Customer: “Well can’t you give me the sale prices anyways?”

    Me: “Ummm, no.”