Customer: “Where is your jewelry?”

Me, standing behind 3 counters filled with jewelry: “Right here, ma’am.”

Customer: “No, the jewelry on sale!”

Me: “I’m sorry, but we aren’t having a sale on jewelry this month.”

Customer: “But I was here in July and it was on sale.”

Me: “Yes ma’am, and now it’s November and it’s not on sale.”

Customer: “Well can’t you give me the sale prices anyways?”

Me: “Ummm, no.”