(I work at the information booth for a mall, and we sometimes sell various tickets for local parks. I had a conversation earlier with a caller about some water park tickets we’re selling. She comes into the mall to purchase some about an hour after her phone call.)

Me: “Ok, I just need you to sign here while I get these rung up.”

Customer: *staring at my hair* “You’ve got black hair.”

Me: “Yes. Yes, I do.”

Customer: “I can’t believe you have black hair!”

Me: *speechless*

Customer: “You sound like a redhead on the phone!”

Me: *speechless*