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    Judging By The Sound Of Your Hair

    | Katy, TX, USA |

    (I work at the information booth for a mall, and we sometimes sell various tickets for local parks. I had a conversation earlier with a caller about some water park tickets we’re selling. She comes into the mall to purchase some about an hour after her phone call.)

    Me: “Ok, I just need you to sign here while I get these rung up.”

    Customer: *staring at my hair* “You’ve got black hair.”

    Me: “Yes. Yes, I do.”

    Customer: “I can’t believe you have black hair!”

    Me: *speechless*

    Customer: “You sound like a redhead on the phone!”

    Me: *speechless*