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    Jokes From Down Under Are Just Too Alien

    | Bremerton, WA, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for calling . How can I help you?”

    Caller: “Have you seen District 9?”

    Me: “Yes, I have. Do have questions about it?”

    Caller: “Is this some sort of Australian joke?”

    Me: “I beg your pardon?”

    Caller: “All this movie has been is interviews with government people and aliens wearing brassieres! Am I watching some weird special feature or is this some kind of Australian joke?”

    Me: “Well, the movie is in a documentary style and that definitely sounds like the beginning of the movie. If you want, you can come down to the store and exchange it for no charge.”

    Caller: “Thank you very much. Those Australians have a weird sense of humor, man. I should know…I used to be married to a Brit and they’re strange, too!”

    Me: “All right, sir you have a good night.”

    Caller: “OK. I will put in a decent movie now which is not an Australian joke.”