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Johnny Something-Seed

| Baltimore, MD, USA | Uncategorized

(I’m a cashier at a cafe-style restaurant.)

Me: “Can I help you sir?”

Customer: “Sure, I’d like the turkey sandwich with everything on it.”

Me: “Okay, and what side would you like with that: chips, bread, or an apple?”

Customer: “An apple? What’s an apple?”

Me: “…a red fruit.”

Customer: “Oh! I’ll take that.”