Jingle H*lls

| Minnesota, USA |

(An older woman and her husband approach me during the Christmas season.)

Me: “Hi, how can I help you today?”

Customer: “Yes, I’m looking for a baby Jesus for my nativity scene.”

Me: “I’m sorry ma’am. We’re currently out of baby Jesus.”

Customer: *to husband* “You hear that?! They’re all out of d*** baby Jesuses!”