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    Jingling, It Would Seem, Is Not The Key

    | QC, Canada |

    (I’m working in the cheese section of the deli, with my back turned to the meat slicer. Suddenly, I hear jingling. I check the floor to see if I dropped something, then continue working.)

    *jingling resumes*

    (I turn around and notice a customer at the meat slicer counter, jingling his keys at me. He then starts making noises one would use to call a pet.)

    Me: “Sir, we have bell.”

    Customer: *looks at bell*

    Customer: *pauses*

    Customer: *jingles keys*