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    Jesus, Now Peanut Free!

    | Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada |

    (It is Ash Wednesday and we have kids form next door come over for Mass in the morning. I’m serving as a communion minister as the kids start to come up. One little guy came up right away and just stood there with his hands at his sides looking at me.)

    Me: “Do you take communion yet?”

    Him: “Do those have peanuts?”

    Me: “?”

    Him: “‘Cause I can’t have peanuts.”

    Me: “No peanuts here, but have you had communion yet?”

    Him: “I don’t think I should, just in case there’s peanuts. I can’t have any.”

    Me: “How about we just give you a blessing then?” *I make the sign of a cross on his forehead and give him a blessing*

    Him: “Thanks, maybe next time there won’t be any peanuts. I can’t have those.”

    Me: *wonders if we should make up a “Jesus – Now Peanut Free!” sign, just in case* ;o)