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    (I work third shift as a cashier in a major retail chain. To keep everything running smoothly, all third shift cashiers are trained for running the service desk and answering the phone. It is spring break and there has been an increase of prank phone calls.)

    Me: “Thank you for calling [large retail store]; how may I assist you?”

    Caller: *giggling and unintelligible gibberish*

    Me: “Sorry, what was that?”

    Caller: “Is this the Krusty Krab?”

    Me: *deadpan voice* “No, this is Patrick.”

    Caller: *fits of laughter* “Thank you! You made my night!”