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    | Madisonville, KY, USA |

    Customer: “Two tickets for Madagascar.”

    (After the previews, he returns)

    Customer: “I want my money back!”

    Me: “What seems to be the problem, sir?”

    Customer: “You have the wrong movie playing in there, its a cartoon. Where’s the cars?”

    Me: “I’m sorry sir, Cars?”

    Customer: “Nascar! I wanted to see Mad about Nascar!!”

    Me: “…let me get the manager.”